Gossip Girl Celebrates 100th Episode

Sigh, how time has flown. I remember being in the 9th grade, and being referred by my friend Shayna to a series of trashy teen novels; (visit her beauty blog here). It had everything I wasn’t’ supposed to be reading about: sex, drugs, and elitism. It was a glorious trio. Needless to say that book series was Gossip Girl.

Fast-forward to 2007: the CW premiered a series adaptation of Gossip Girl starring fresh-faced Abercrombie models dressed in Proenza Schouler. It started off so wonderful with a bevy of headbands and simulated nude scenes. For a good season and a half, it was a heavenly 60 minute block of television.

Of course, like any indulgent series that starts off amazing, it eventually got terrible. So much exposition! So many ridiculous plot points! So many scenes where Nate is clothed! Somehow, the venerable teen dramedy has staggered through to its 100th episode, airing tonight at 8 pm on the CW. The special episode will finally bring us Blair’s royal wedding to Prince Louis. Of course, she is only marrying him because she believes that if she doesn’t, God will kill her true love Chuck. No I’m not kidding. Also, there is going to be some sort of Madonna Material Girl scene starring Serena and her twin orbs of suspended reality. Again, not kidding. Oh, and Mayor Bloomberg has named January 26th Gossip Girl Day. Seriously, not kidding.

For my own personal celebration, I am going to be ranking the 5 best things Gossip Girl moments. You’ll notice that they’re entirely from the first two seasons, and that’s how I like it. Enjoy!

5. Blair Takes Down Georgina

I’ll go ahead and immediately apologize for this countdown being very Blair-centric. What can I say? She’s the best and now the only good thing about this series. This little gem came in the Season 1 finale: Much I Do About Nothing. That crazy train Georgina had been taking on duel identities to expose a secret that would ruin Serena’s life. Blair, being the defender of the galaxy, put a stop to all of that. Yep, it was great.

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4. Serena Gets Her Bitch On

Let’s face it, Serena’s a pretty blah character. She spends most of this series tossing her hair, mumbling dialogue as if she just got her wisdom teeth removed, and flip-flopping on whether to date unavailable men. Yawn. But there was a brief window within season 2 where she got interesting. The blonde ignoramus decided to make a play for Queen of Constance, while making friends with NY socialites. Good tv.

3. Chuck Rejects Blair

Chuck and Blair are without a doubt the best relationship of this show. Although they have some pretty romantic moments, they have some pretty heartbreaking ones too. This one really sticks out as the ultimate bitch slap of the series. Don’t hate. He’s Chuck Bass.

2. The Love Triangle That Started It All

When watching the pilot episode for Gossip Girl in ’07, there was a moment that I knew the show was ‘good bad’, as opposed to just plain bad. It happened during a particular montage, one that detailed the love triangle that would propel the series for the next five seasons to come. The scene strikes the perfect balance between intrigue, provocativeness, and genuine tragedy. This is a balance the series has struggled horridly to maintain over the last few seasons. Lest we forget.

1. Chair

The couple that no one saw coming bloomed in the back of a limo. Fresh off of a traumatizing breakup with the walking cheekbone Nate, Blair runs to Chuck’s newly purchased burlesque club, (what? lots of 16 year olds own burlesque clubs), promptly strips to her slip and performs a freeing little number. A headband-wearing star is born, and so is one of the most pleasing television couples of our time.

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What are your favourite Gossip Girl moments? Share them all in the comment section.

SAG Award Predictions – Movies

The 18th Screen Actors Guild Awards will be airing tomorrow night, meaning another round of who should will/will win predictions are in order. Long considered to be one of the ultimate predictors as to who will take him the Oscar statues come February, the SAGS are all about actors honouring actors.

Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture

Who Should Win: Bridesmaids – This raunchy, estrogen comedy would have been nothing without its cast of incredible, hilarious, shitting ladies. However, me thinks most Stanislavski loving SAG voters will turn up their little, method-acting noses at the gaggle of gals taking a dump all over a bridal boutique. Lame.

Who Will Win: The Help - Based on the math alone, (three individual gals from The Help have been nominated), it seems like the Screen Actor’s Guild is aaaaall about Tate Taylor’s 1960′s race dramedy.

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role

Who Should Win: Demián Bichir in A Better Life – Bichir’s performance in Chris Weitz’s drama about an LA gardener trying to keep his son out of a life of crime just earned the Mexican actor an Academy Award nomination. Unfortunately, the film is just too under the radar to earn Bichir a win tomorrow night at the SAGs or at the Oscars.

Who Will Win: George Clooney in The Descendants - Tough category, as that whiley Frenchman Dujardin could always come away with it. But Clooney has been nominated three times, with no cheddar. Actors are  a long-suffering group, what with the rejection, the side jobs waiting tables, and those really unflattering leotards they’re always wearing in movement class. I believe they’ll reward Clooney’s suffering with a SAG win tomorrow night.

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role

Who Should Win: Meryl Streep in The Iron Lady - Come on, do I really need to explain? Strep’s tour-de-force performance as Britain’s polarizing former PM was simply perfection. She deserves this win, and many others this awards season.

Who Will Win: Meryl Streep in The Iron Lady - Streep is truly an actor’s actor. The Screen Actor’s Guild can appreciate Meryl’s talent, range, and her ability to done prosthetics for 3/4 of this film. Those actor voters know how freaking uncomfortable that is. They’ll be giving the gold to Streep.

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role

Who Should Win: Christopher Plummer in Beginners - Proving that his talent and that sexy, sexy voice only get  better with age, Plummer’s performance as the newly out-and-proud widower is the best of his career.

Who Will Win: Christopher Plummer in Beginners - In my opinion, no one could touch him this season. (Sorry, Albert Brooks).

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role

Who Should Win: Jessica Chastain in The Help – Obviously I am not the biggest fan of The Help, (see above, re hilarious and true movie poster), but I am of the belief that Chastain absolutely owned 2011. With unnominated work in two much superior films to this piece of shit pie, (Take Shelter, The Tree of Life), Chastain deserves the recognition.

Who Will Win: Octavia Spencer in The Help - Yeah, she’s the one who baked the shit pie. But despite my witty bitterness, her performance really was stellar, and Spencer looks like a lock to take it home, tomorrow night.

Outstanding Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Motion Picture (wtf)

Who Should Win: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 2 - I have no freaking clue as to why. There were a lot of actors falling all over the place cause of all the spells? Alan Rickman’s getting old? Who knows. Just give an award to HP, cause it’s awesome and deserves it.

Who Will Win: Cowboys and Aliens - They fell more?

For a complete list of 2011 SAG nominees, click here.

2012 Shakespeare In The Park Lineup Announced

“Bitch, get excited.”

Now we to take a break from awards season to tune into my daily daydreams of  ”if I lived in New York”. In this edition, you see me imagining that I will be spending this summer working for Vulture and taking in Shakespeare In The Park’s (SITP) 2012 summer lineup.

That’s right, the Public Theatre announced today that SITP’s 50th Anniversary summer season will feature Shakespeare’s As You Like It, with Lily Rabe starring as Rosalind, and Stephen Sondheim’s Into The Woods directed by Timothy Sheader. Jalouse.

Celebrating its fiftieth season at the Delacorte Theatre in Central Park, SITP has featured such talents as Meryl Streep, Natalie Portman, Kevin Kline, Philip Seymour Hoffman, James Earl Jones, Anne Hathaway, and Al Pacino, to name a few. What amateurs.

For more information, or to hang your newly purchased SITP tickets over my head, click here.

Oscar Nominations Announced!!!

Judgement day is finally here! That’s right, the 84th Academy Awards nominations were announced this morning by Jennifer Lawrence, a Best Actress nominee last year for her glamorous work in Winter’s Bone. There were a few shake-ups and some snubs, but mostly, as predicted, it was all about The Artist, the silent French film that earned 10 nominations including Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor, and Best Supporting Actress. The silent gem was bested in numbers only by Hugo who garnered 11 big nominations: the most in the heap. Shockingly, my beloved The Tree Of Life  garnered two nominations, Best Picture and Best Director. Score one for pretension!

Best Actress
Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady
Viola Davis, The Help
Michelle Williams, My Week With Marilyn
Glenn Close, Albert Nobbs
Rooney Mara, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

Best Actor
Jean Dujardin, The Artist
Gary Oldman, Tinker Tailer Soldier Spy
George Clooney, The Descendants
Brad Pitt, Moneyball
Demian Bichir, A Better Life

Best Supporting Actress:
Octavia Spencer, The Help
Bérénice Bejo, The Artist
Jessica Chastain, The Help
Melissa McCarthy, Bridesmaids
Janet McTeer, Albert Nobbs

Best Supporting Actor:
Christopher Plummer, Beginners
Kenneth Branagh, My Week With Marilyn
Nick Nolte, Warrior
Jonah Hill, Moneyball
Max Von Sydow, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Best Director
Alexander Payne, The Descendants
Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist
Martin Scorsese, Hugo
Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris
Terrence Malick, The Tree of Life

Best Picture
The Artist
War Horse
Moneyball
The Descendants
Tree of Life

Midnight in Paris
The Help
Hugo
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Best Original Screenplay:
Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist
Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumolo, Bridesmaids
J.C. Chandor, Margin Call
Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris
Asgar Farhadi, A Separation

Best Adapted Sceenplay
Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon and Jim Rash, The Descendants
John Logan, Hugo
Aaron Sorkin and Steven Zaillian, Moneyball
George Clooney, Ides of March
Peter Straughan and Bridget O’Connor, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Best Foreign Language Film
Bullhead
Footnote
Monsieur Lazhar
A Separation
In Darkness

Best Animated Feature
Rango
A Cat in Paris
Puss in Boots
Kung Fu Panda 2
Chico and Rita

For a full list of the nominations, click here.

The Oscars – Who Should Be Nominated

Now that all of that Golden Globes fluff is behind us, we may now look forward to the Academy Award nominations, just 8 days away. Inspired by those smarties over at the New York Times, I’ve decided to list who I think the nominees should be for all the major categories. Enjoy, and weep with me when none of them come true.

Best Picture

The Tree of Life

The Descendants

Melancholia

Hugo

Take Shelter

Best Director

Terrence Malick – The Tree of Life

Martin Scorsese – Hugo

Lars von Trier – Melancholia

Roman Polanski – Carnage

Alexander Payne – The Descendants

Best Actor

Michael Shannon – Take Shelter

Brad Pitt – The Tree of Life

George Clooney – The Descendants

Jean Dujardin – The Artist

Michael Fassbender – A Dangerous Method

Best Actress

Meryl Streep – The Iron Lady

Kirsten Dunst – Melancholia

Mia Wasikowsa – Jane Eyre

Tilda Swinton – We Need To Talk About Kevin

Jessica Chastain – Take Shelter

Best Supporting Actor

Alan Rickman – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Pt. 2

Hunter McCracken – The Tree of Life

Albert Brooks – Drive

Kenneth Branagh – My Week With Marilyn

Christopher Plummer – Beginners

Best Supporting Actress

Berenice Bejo – The Artist

Octavia Spencer – The Help

Shailene Woodley – The Descendants

Melissa McCarthy – Bridesmaids

Janet McTeer – Albert Nobbs

Best Original Screenplay

Diabo Cody – Young Adult

Mike Mills – Beginners

Michel Hazanavicius – The Artist

Woody Allen – Midnight In Paris

Asghar Farhad – A Separation 

Best Adapted Screenplay

Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon, Jim Rash - The Descendants

Lynne Ramsay and Rory Stewart Kinnear - We Need to Talk About Kevin

Steven Zaillian and Aaron Sorkin - Moneyball

John Logan – Hugo

Steven Zaillian and Stieg Larsson – The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

Who do you think should garner some of the coveted Oscar nominations? What were your favourite films of 2011? Drop me a comment, pretty please.

Golden Globe Awards Recap


The Moet has been popped, the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press has torn Ricky Gervais a new one, Harvey Weinstein has terrified several publicists, and the results are in. Although there were a few upsets, the show went mostly according to predictions. But I must journey on with the recap, as my stomach attempts to digest the vat of sushi and McDonalds that I ate, like the classy broad that I am.

In the TV department, Homeland and Modern Family were the big winners of the night, respectively taking home the biggest tv awards. Highlights include Claire Danes and Kelsey Grammar’s exciting wins for Best Actress/Actor in a Television Series – Drama, for their performances in Homeland and Boss, respectively. I was happy to see Laura Dern take home the Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy for her work in the underrated Enlightened. Best Mini-Series or Movie Made For Television, unsurprisingly, went the badass aristocrats over at Downton Abbey. As previously mentioned, Best Television Series -Drama went to Homeland, while Best Television Series – Comedy or Musical, went to the gay cliches over at Modern Family. I’m shocked.

One of the biggest snubs of the night happened when Joey Tribianni, I mean Matt LeBlanc took home Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy for his performance in Episodes. Critics were predicting another win for the indelible Bryan Cranston in Breaking Bad. Hey, LeBlanc had Just for Men on his side. Hard to beat.

Over in the movie department, or what I like to call the front and centre portion of the ballroom, it was all about The Artist, who took home 3 awards, including Best Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy and Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy for Jean Dujardin.

Unsurprisingly, Octavia Spencer took home Best Performance by an Actress In A Supporting Roll in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical for her work in The Help. That sexy senior citizen Christopher Plummer, who appears to be on a roll this awards season, picked up the Best Performance by an Actor In A Supporting Roll in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical for his work in Beginners. Michelle Williams, who spoke as if she had tumbled out of a Teletubbies episode, won Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy for her work in My Week With Marilyn. You can go back to the other side of the rainbow now, Michelle.

That ugly, monogamous man George Clooney deservingly picked up Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama for his work in The Descendants. The film also took home top honours, with Best Motion Picture – Drama. Although I felt that The Tree of Life and Take Shelter were both more deserving of an award, much less a nominations, Alexnader Payne’s incredible narrative of Hawaiian family and land ties was a fabulous picture, deserving of such an award.

One of the biggest upsets came from Martin Scorsese’s win for Hugo. Most critics, and even me (I know, shocking), predicted that Michel Hazanavicius would win for The Artist. That Scorsese. His glasses are so big cause they’re full of awards, and chicken parmesan.

And finally, I am sooooo happy to say that Meryl Streep won Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama for her incredible work in The Iron Lady. She is long overdue for her Oscar this year, and for President of the World. Long may she reign.

Overall, Ricky Gervais played it safer from last year’s groan-inspiring set, but still prompted a few uncomfortable chuckles with his risky material that included jabs at Kim Kardashian and the recession. However, I thought he hit the perfect level of meanness, intelligence, wit, and downright funny. Here, here Gervais. Have another pint and continue tweeting about being an Atheist. It’s doing you good.

For a complete list of winners, click here.

My Golden Globe Predictions: Television

After popular demand from my dad, below are my who should win/who will win predictions for the television Golden Globe awards. Enjoy, and comment for chastization if I’m wrong.

Best Television Series – Drama

Who Should Win: Game of Thrones - HBO’s medievally fantastical series deserves top prize this year, but its awards season heat has cooled off considerably since its first season finale aired in June.

Who Will Win: Homeland - An Iraq war veteran? A swearing CIA agent? Who could resist?

Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series – Drama

Who Should Win: Claire Danes in Homeland - Good girl goes bad Danes’ transformation is awe-inspiring in this Showtime series. Angela Chase, be damned!

Who Will Win: Claire Danes in Homeland - HFP voters have taken note of every F bomb and have loved every syllable.

Best Performance by an Actor In a Television Series – Drama

Who Should Win: Steve Buscemi in Boardwalk Empire - Although buzz for HBO’s 20′s period piece has hushed considerably, Buscemi continues to amaze as political bootlegger Nucky.

Who Will Win: Bryan Cranston in Breaking Bad - As high school chemistry turned meth dealer, Cranston continues to be a voter favourite, and the Hollywood Foreign Press are no exception.

Best Television Series – Comedy or Musical

Who Should Win: Enlightened - This entirely underrated little HBO show about a high-powered female executive (Laura Dern) in the midst of an existential crisis will almost certainly be overlooked. Le sigh.

Who will Win: Modern Family - Everyone’s favourite Arrested Development knock-off just won’t cool off. Cue stereotypically gay comment by Cam.

Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series – Comedy or Musical

Who Should Win: Laura Dern in Englightened – Sensing a theme yet? Dern absolutely kills it as the over-bearing power bitch in rehab. Her tour-de-force performance of physical hilarity deserves the accolade.

Who Will Win: Laura Dern in Englightened - Praise HBO, but I think it might actually happen.

Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series – Comedy or Musical

Who Should Win: Matt LeBlanc in Episodes - I know! Who knew Joey Tribbiani could act!

Who Will Win: Johnny Galecki in The Big Bang Theory - Them Hollywood Foreign Press voters love the clichéd nerds. Again, le sigh.

Best Mini-Series Or Motion Picture Made For Television

Who Should Win: Downton Abbey – It’s all about the aristocrats and the Brits. Just don’t watch it and expect it to be about a hip Bronx nunnery. I’ve already made that mistake once . . .

Who Will Win: Downton Abbey - I’m sorry, but Damn Maggie Smith is just the shit. Well deserved.

Best Performance by an Actress In A Mini-Series Or Motion Picture Made For Television

Who Should Win: Kate Winslet in Mildred Pierce – If I had it my way, the goddess of the Brits and Jack Dawson’s heart deserves a double win, for Mildred Pierce and Carnage.

Who Will Win: Kate Winslet in Mildred Pierce – You don’t save Richard Branson’s mother from a burning building and come away with nothing.

Best Performance by an Actor In A Mini-Series Or Motion Picture Made For Television

Who Should Win: Bill Nighy in Page Eight – Bill Nighy, aka Billy Mack from Love Actually, is horridly underrated in this harrowing film of homeland security and M15 officers. I feel it in my fingers . . . that he will get unjustly snubbed.

Who Will Win: Hugh Bonneville in Downton Abbey – Yeah we get it, the brits rock.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role In A Series, Mini-Series Or Motion Picture Made For Television

Who Should Win: Evan Rachel Wood in Mildred Pierce - I am one of ERW’s sole-supporters, but I was a big fan of her horrifying portrayal as Vita, the daughter who knows how to get what she wants at any cost. What can I say, I admire a girl with work-ethic.

Who Will Win: Maggie Smith in Downton Abbey – She’s a dame, literally. Yep, it’s happening.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role In A Series, Mini-Series Or Motion Picture Made For Television

Who Should Win: Guy Pearce in Mildred Pierce - Maybe I’m biased to this particular mini-series, but Pearce was fantastic and so was the series. It deserves a rewatch by voters and viewers, alike.

Who Will Win: Peter Dinklage in Game of Thrones –  A worthy choice for his portrayal as Tyrion Lannister, the aristocratic ‘imp’.

For a complete list of the 2012 Golden Globe nominees, click here.

The Lady In Blue

The indelible Meryl Streep graces the silver screen with yet another transformative performance as British PM Margaret Thatcher in Phyllida Lloyd’s The Iron Lady. Powerful, sinister, emotional, and altogether disarming, Streep has once again proven that she is without a doubt the most talented actor of her generation.

Told in a stream of consciousness narrative, Ms. Lloyd brings us to Margaret after she has retired from public service, after her husband Denis (Jim Broadbent) has died, and just as Alzheimer’s disease begins to creep in on her. Through a series of flashbacks, hallucinations, and fond recollections, we may see a glimpse into the impressive career of one of the most polarizing figures to ever grace British politics.

One of the most impressive aspects about Lloyd’s ambitious film is that it subscribes to none of the formulaic properties of the countless other popularized biopics, such as The King’s Speech, J. Edgar and Ray. The Iron Lady’s form is deeply explorative, and plays with the difficult, often cheesy conventions of hallucination. Streep, a battle-axe of classical training, form, and hard work, makes the risky plot structure move effortlessly through the years and through Ms. Thatcher’s unreconciled recollections.

To say that Streep’s portrayal of Thatcher is impressive is perhaps one of the worst understatements of the year. In all performances Streep, she is able to so astutely and uncannily channel in her performance, that it migrates quickly from impression to complete possession. Taking Thatcher from age 30 to 80, Streep so completely inhabits Thatcher’s every twitch, purse of the lips, and twinge of the voice. She is devastatingly effective at leading the character convincingly through a throw down verbal bludgeoning in parliament, to squabbling with her teenaged daughter Carol (Olivia Colman), to eating hard-boiled eggs and toast with the apparition of her late husband. Only Streep could take such a frosty, at times dismissive figure and humanize her to the point of no return.

Streep is well matched on-screen, most notably by Jim Broadbent who does excellent, cooky, and charming work as Margaret’s husband, both in hallucination and true life. His whimsical spirit, so disarming and incredibly unsettling, mixes richly with Ms. Streep’s acting gusto and helps to humanize the lady of iron.

Similarly, Alexandra Roach is a worthy counterpart to Ms. Streep, as she takes on Margaret Thatcher in her early years. She captures the accent, the determination, and the keen stubbornness of the grocer’s daughter with lofty ambitious for public service. Although Streep’s ferociousness is unmatched in Roach’s work, the young actress’s timidness works well with this naive, unsure young version of Ms. Thatcher.

However, as sensational as Streep and her worthy cast are, she cannot entirely make up for a somewhat lacklustre screenplay that does much to chronicle Thatcher’s life and political accomplishments, but little to evoke the true essence of her being. For a woman who said “I owe nothing to woman’s lib”, no side of her often contradictory existence of a woman politician surrounded by men, pushing for pearls, Christian and conservative values, but not for sex equality is explored. We are never truly introduced to the root of the conundrum that stirred one part of the nation, while entirely angering the next.

As far as its Oscar future goes, I don’t want to jinx it, but I really think this could finally be Meryl’s year. It’s been just shy of 30 years since Meryl collected her last Oscar, a Best Actress statuette for her outstanding work in Sophie’s Choice. She’s had 12 nominations in between, and no take home. I’d say, it’s about fucking time.

What did you think of The Iron Lady? Do you think this could finally be Streep’s year for the Oscar? Leave it all in the comment section.

The Help, The Artist Win Big At Critics Choice Awards

 

The Critics Choice Awards just wrapped up, and it looks like The Artist and The Help have come away the big winners of the evening.The Artist, long considered the Oscar film to beat, ended the night with 4 wins, including Best Picture and Best Director for Michael Hazanavicius.

The Help held it down in the acting categories, taking home 3 wins: Best Actress for Viola Davis, Best Supporting Actress for Octavia Spencer, and Best Ensemble Cast.

Other winners include George Clooney for his performance in The Descendants, gay Captain Von Trap/Christopher Plummer for his performance in Beginners, Best Original Screenplay for Woody Allen’s work in Midnight In Paris, and Best Adapted Screenplay for crossword champs Aaron Sorkin, Steven Zaillian, and Stan Chervin for Moneyball.

If this is any indication of what the star-heavy, substance-light winners list at the Golden Globes will look like this Sunday, it sounds like Emma Stone has one more thing to be thankful for this year.

For a complete list of 2012 Critics Choice Awards winners, click here.

Drive Me Crazy

As one of the most intriguingly versatile actors of our generation, Ryan Gosling fronts an impressive cast in Nicolas Winding Refn’s hyper-stylized Drive.

Based on the 2005 James Sallis novel of the same name, Drive tells the story of a stunt driver/getaway driver/mechanic living in Los Angeles. Oddly, the silently multi-faceted character is simply referred to as ‘Driver’ (Ryan Gosling), and spends much of the film in quiet contemplation of the potentially damaging situations in which he finds himself: driving thieves away from a stick-up, maneuvering car flips on a Hollywood set, or wooing single mother Irene (Carey Mulligan) whose hubby is in the slammer.

Despite the tough-as-nails exterior that Driver puts on with few words and many brooding poses, he is easily enveloped in the personal confusions and catastrophes of the few he allows close to him. After Irene’s husband Standard (Oscar Isaac) returns from jail, Driver is pulled in to help settle a post-prison debt. Similarly, Driver’s desperately hopeful boss Shannon (Bryan Cranston) is attempting to use Driver to turn his fortunes around by pimping him out as a new-fangled race car driver sponsored by shady businessmen Bernie Rose (Albert Brooks) and Nino (Ron Perlman).

Still, as characters, plot and dashboards conflict and collide with Driver, we see in such small, subtly perverse ways how he is controlled and manipulated by a big heart and few words to express himself. So necessarily subtle, Gosling’s intense on-screen presence builds an undeniably palpable character in the LA jungle of heat, car exhaust, and 90s power ballads. Driver constantly feels like a volcano always nearing eruption and as an audience, we are riveted to see the boil over.

As daringly subdued and restrained as Gosling’s performance reads, Refn expertly crafts a dynamic cast of stand-alone, charismatic characters to colour his slickly self-aware world. Carey Mulligan has a subtlety and a sensuality all her own. She is all together strong, weak and gripping as she pulls Driver in to touch, only to push him away again. As audience members, we are truly seduced through Irene’s eyes by Driver, as his silence and mystery lures us, only to have his dangerous, flip-of-a-switch violence of his hidden life repel us once more. Although Irene is very true to Mulligan’s type-cast, (shy, cute, charming), it is an archetype she has crafted skillfully. Ms. Mulligan definitely has the market cornered on shy waifs.

As one of the most underrated character actors of the 21st century, Bryan Cranston adds another pathetic homage to his roster of loveable losers. As Shannon, his disparity and sheer bad luck is so palpably pathetic, that his oddly sadistic overtones feel entirely authentic. We are unsurprised and sympathetic to Shannon’s moral grapples, and we cannot help but root for the underdog. Well played, Dad from Malcolm In The Middle, well played.

Albert Brooks is conniving and deceptive as the sleazy mafia insider Bernie Rose, right down to his tacky suits and anemic social skills. His performance grounds the film of stylistic overdose, providing the necessary roots of gripping cruelty and paralyzing humanity. This caricatured conundrum is Brooks’ best work to date.

Overall, these characters mix and mingle against Refn’s highly pre-meditated soundstage of style in an awkward, often self-conscious fashion. As authentic as the realism genre of acting reads, it is jarringly counterbalanced by Refn’s self-aware, far too slick direction. The camera seems to linger too long over Ryan Gosling’s hunky jaw line, his gimmicky velour jacket, and his lingering stares at the world he cannot join. The score of dramatic 90s soft rock pays reference to cheesy early 90s action/romance movies, such as Days Of Thunder. It is a stylistic choice far too pre-meditated and self-conscious of its own quirk. The interesting story, riveting characters, and fabulous, bloody, bloody action does enough to provide the film with its own stamp of originality. The overdose of meta just jumps the shark.

As far as its Oscar future goes, I have a feeling that Drive’s summer, sleeper smash peaked too soon. Gosling’s performance is well deserving of an Oscar nomination, and I believe he will get it, but without the ultimate win. The unsophisticated Golden Globe Awards have rewarded Gosling with dual nominations for his weaker performances in The Ides Of March and Crazy Stupid Love. I still believe that the Academy will overlook the glitzier choices, embellished with Clooneys and Carells, and reward the subtlety of Drive.

Albert Brooks has become the award season front-runner for Best Supporting Actor. With wins at the National Society of Film Critics Awards, The New York Film Critics Circle Awards and The Satellite Awards, Brooks is nominated for a Golden Globe award. I believe he is the one to beat this Sunday night.

What did you think of Drive? Was Gosling’s performance genius, or a mumbling mess? Share all your thoughts, every last one, in the comments section.