What’s that, the vague screeches of Joan Rivers and her pack of gay stylist picking their best and worst dresses of the 2012 Golden Globes? Nope, it’s Lauren Best, local fashion aficionado and supplier of my lipstick consultations. Check out her best and worst dressed picks below.

Best: Sofia Vergera in Vera Wang

“Sofia Vergara from Modern Family looked amazing in this midnight-blue Vera Wang gown. The colour is immaculate, and the fish tail bottom shows off her amazing curves. If I looked like that in this dress, (or if I was her), I would never want to take it off. Sofia Vergera is my best dressed pick of the night.”

Worst: Sarah Michelle Gellar in Monique Lhuillier

“I just cannot begin to imagine what Sarah Michelle Gellar was thinking when she decided that wearing a tie-dyed Monique Lhuillier gown to the Golden Globes was a good idea. I do like the print, but definitely not for this dress. The photo speaks for itself. She is my word dressed pick of the night.”

To read Lauren’s complete coverage of the 2012 Golden Globes fashion, visit her blog by clicking here.